Kingston-Upon-Hull, a city on the River Humber/River Hull mouth, with a terrible case of halitosis. I've lived here for many years and I still, no matter how many times I shower, can't get the smell of urine and sewerage off my skin and off the follicles of hair inside my nostrils. I've tried, believe me.
According to Wikipedia, this excuse for a city houses just under 250,000 people. Mostly living in council houses and on benefits, or students living 7 in a house for £30 a week. The majority of them are either babies, or teenage girls who are slags and are now 16 and have a 9 month old child called after somebody from Blazing Squad. Hepatitis B isn't legal enough for my liking.
I will be giving you a unique (honest) insight into this city in the form of a weblog, or blog. See what I did there? I used an Internet buzzword. BLOG! Blog! Wow, I'm a part of the blogosphere now!
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